I was late for class again this morning. I HATE BEING LATE. Let me repeat that – I HATE BEING LATE. zomg it sucks. I thought my day was destined to just be complete shit, especially after I see creep-ass truck driver to my right picking his nose while oogling my goodies. DISGUSTING. I was listening to a little classic rock, ’cause y’all know I like to keep it classy, and I heard something I never thought I would hear. I actually heard a decent Fleetwood Mac song!! Yeah, right?! Could this be the only intact song by F.M. that wasn’t tainted by mind-numbingly mainstream country music? I kid, I kid. I would take a bullet for Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks. But seriously, I will take a bullet if I hear “Landslide” again. Maybe I had a bad prom experience involving a boy who decided to wear white jeans and k-swiss. And no, this wasn’t 1992. It was 2005. Don’t judge me.
Where was I going with this? Oh, right! An Horse is touring the U.S. fucking as we speak!! I am soo psyched to see them again. The last time I was vis-à-vis with Kate Cooper, the deliciously androgynous frontwoman, my soul was shredded to pieces. Only her horsey glue can glue it back together. That’s where I was going with this – glue used to be made from horses, so it’s ironic that only her glue can put it back together. Oh geez, I’m too witty for my own good. Anywho, the Brisbane-based band has been plugging along for a few years now. The sweet musings were originally constructed in the record store where both members worked and have since been filling the earphones of pubescent girls across the world! I’ll be going to the show on October 20th and November 2nd. Any takers? I promise I’ll drive and pay for the gas, food, potential lodging, merch, fun-times. PLEASE SOMEONE GO WITH ME. hahahaha. Their tour schedule can be found at their myspace, which I already linked, but will link it again because I’m feeling especially pleasant today.

This makes me want to frolick about in nature. Damon Cox & Kate Cooper.